For the Bots!

Yes, this wonderful page of meaningless entries is designed to drive the bots crazy. It is in fact a list of searches recently performed on this server.

Enjoy!

MM

Flowers - Don't you love flowers?

VoIP - I Skype, you Vonage!

Fitness - I wanna be fit.

Jobs - Got one job. Ok, several jobs.

Gifts - I like to give gifts and to receive gifts, but do not like gifts that keep on giving.

CRM - Customer Resource Management can be challenging.

Business - Wanna do a business lunch?

Shopping - Just came from shopping...two weeks of it. Done now.

Books - I love books! Mine is on Amazon.

Vitamins - How about those Flintstone vitamins!

Travel - Done with travel for a while...still recouping from the time zone difference.

DSL - Stands for Digital Subscriber Line.

Apparel - Gotta wear something you know, so apparel it is...otherwise known as "Jeans".

Cruises - I like cruises, especially those without virii.

Laptops - Are they laptops or portables, really?

Hotels - Hotel yes, Motel no.

Stocks - Apple, Cisco, Microsoft yes... Dendreon nope.

Mortgages - Mortgages can be difficult to understand these days, because even after paying your home off, you still have to pay taxes...so you really never own it!

Domain Names - I got a few domains for ya: whydidgatesleavemonkeyboyincharge.com, willstevejobssuccessorbenamedime.com

Patent Lawyers - I'll need a patent lawyer soon!

Singles - Not single, taken...so don't care.

Loans - Can I interest you in a low 4% loan with an initial 50% balloon payment and 43% processing fee charge?

E Commerce - E commerce, we commerce... isn't it all just commerce?

Dating - Done with dating.

Probate Lawyers - Not ready for a probate lawyer yet.

Business Cards - Gotta go to Drago...he is the best in business cards at edigitalprinting.com.

Lifestyle - Looking for a lifestyle still. How about you?

Diet - I need a diet after eating my way through Japan!

Legal Help - Isn't legal help a misnomer?

Car Rental - Just use rent a wreck to rent a car!

Broadband - Broadband is what it is called in France. Broadband is called "Y^tt$#$$" if you are a Comcast customer.

More to come:

DUI Lawyers

Bankruptcy

Investments

Web Design

Degrees

Education

Contact Lenses

Real Estate

Personal Loans

Health Care

Credit Cards

DVD Rental

Vacations

Airline

Student Loans

Home Equity Loans

Data Recovery

Accident Lawyers

Work from Home

Debt Consolidation

Bankruptcy Lawyers

Software Training

Life Insurance

Web Hosting

Personal Finances

Travel Insurance

Refinancing

Financial Planning

Affiliate Programs

Insurance

High Speed Internet

Home Insurance

Payday Loans

Computers

Conference Calls

Laser Eye Surgery

For Sale by Owner

Car Insurance

Credit Score

Cosmetic Surgery

Node

Health Insurance

XML

Archer Flowers

Diet Induction

DSL Deal

Sip VoIP

FOP XML XSL

Multi Node

mySAP CRM

Cabbage Diet